Dog tries to mate with female human very strange and so funny

The hilariously relatable phenomenon where dogs become the third wheel in relationships stealing boyfriends, husbands, partners with shameless dedication. These aren't innocent pets — these are homewreckers displaying strategic positioning between couples during cuddles, demanding all attention from the male partner ignoring the actual girlfriend completely, jealous interruptions during romantic moments, protective blocking preventing any physical affection, selective obedience listening only to