101. "The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible." —Jean ...
101. "The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible." —Jean Kerr 102. “There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before ...
Last Updated on October 30, 2025 by Colby Droscher These George Carlin quotes prove his sharp humor and brutal honesty still speak truth decades later. Each one ...