Disclaimer: This article is based on actual news from the real world – honestly! However, it has been sprinkled with a healthy dose of satire. Emergency personnel rescued a man who had become stuck ...

A Connecticut man is likely breathing a sigh of relief thanks to a team of firefighters and other emergency personnel who rescued him after he became stuck inside a tube slide at a children's ...

A crew of Connecticut firefighters dedicated their Saturday afternoon to prying a grown man out of a children’s slide at a local playground after he got trapped inside the hot tube. The 40-year-old ...